No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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