after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize