As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize