piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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