Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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