no you cant smoke seaweed
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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