think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
