she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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