it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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