Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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