Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
birth control should be required to get into college
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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