There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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