UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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