Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It's blow job season.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Terrible idea I love it
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