Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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