I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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