I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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