Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
