i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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