What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
