we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
