So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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