You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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