I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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