Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I will be naked everywhere
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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