How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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