Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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