Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Holy shit dude........stairs
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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