Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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