If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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