you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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