talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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