How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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