Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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