i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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