I need help removing her.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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