there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
