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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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