come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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