Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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