Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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