Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All the doctor said was why
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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