How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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