she was so not down for the gang bang
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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