The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Randomize