so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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