she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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