who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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