Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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