Im at strip club and am horny
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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