i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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