HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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