i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i drank out of a bidet.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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