yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
